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Unfiltered and Unfettered covers politics, social and cultural issues, from a no-nonsense, logical yet common guy approach
May 2015 Episodes:
- UFUF 93: Skimming the shallow end of the gene pool.
- UF/UF 93: Skimming the shallow end of the gene pool.
It's been a week that has tested humanity. The entire ruling body of international football gets indicted, former Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert is indicted on possible payments to cover up molestation charges, and Rick Santorum says he's dropping the sweater vest! Oh the f*&%#ng humanity!
For F**k Sakes FIFA!
The ruling body of international football (soccer) has been indicted by the Swiss and will be extradited to the US for prosecution by the FBI. Charges include actual slave labor, bribes of foreign governments, and general asshattery.
For f**ck sakes Hastert!
Former Speaker Dennis Hastert was indicted the same day. His crime? Covering up a 3.5 million dollar payment to an individual to keep some misconduct quiet. The conduct? We found out today ole Dennis molested a man when he was a wrasslin coach and teacher. Wow.
For f**k sakes Santorum!
Not only is ole Rick 'jail time for prompter use' Santorum running for President again, making that 19 nationally known Rs to do so, but he's dropping the sweater vest. WTF Santorum?! How can you get rid of the one thing that makes you recognizable outside of Pennsylvania? How Rick, how?!?
So that's the week that was. Let's hope for a better tomorrow. In the mean time... Click the link.
UF/UF 93: Skimming the shallow end of the gene pool.
- UFUF 92 – 270 for the WIN!
- UFUF 92 – 270 for the WIN!
In 2012, Obama won the election 303 to 235. That’s electoral college votes, by the way. It takes 270 electoral votes to win the presidential election. It takes five things to win the presidency. Money, Momentum, Message, more Money, and 270 electoral college votes.
Meanwhile, Texas has multiple problems. Last week was an ISIS attack and a conspiracy takeover. This week, bikers shoot it out at “Twin Peaks.”
I got little Nukes
Everybody’s favorite psychotic mad man, Kim Jong Un, says he’s got miniaturized nukes and a sub that can shoot them. He’s got pictures. What experts thinks is he’s got a high-school student with a bootleg copy of Photoshop.
George, your slip is showing
George Robert Stephanopoulos wrote “All Too Human” documenting his time as Bill Clinton’s right-hand man. Which consists of handling a lot of disgruntled women. Apparently he’s now a journalist, and as a journalist, you can’t give money to political candidates, then attack others in defense of the Clintons. Oh, wait, that’s just the mainstream media, yea? To quote one of my college professors, the only qualification for a journalist is “to have a job as a journalist.”
The Electoral College
It takes 270 to win and the Republicans need to flip a few states to win. We discuss the electoral map and how it could happen.
Biker shootout at Twin Peaks
That is not the title of a seventies movie. Bikers shoot it out over turf wars in Texas. Tony says “I’m no Stephanopoulos” and reveals his membership in a biker club, the “H.O.G” (Harley Owners Group). They drive to the Dairy Queen on Tuesday’s for parfaits. Their wives defend the turf if need be. #bikerlivesmatter
All that, plus Google cars that wreck and if you’re a Boy Scout, you can’t get that “squirt gun badge” anymore.
- UFUF 91: Don't mess with Texas!
Yeah, Texas. It's big. It's bad. It's prepared for invasion? The Governor of Texas is here to say if you want some of the Lone Star State you had better come correct. The Texas Guard (not to be confused with the National Guard of Texas) is prepared to repel all invaders domestic or ya know, domestic.
Meanwhile two ISIS terrorists open fire on artists in Austin Texas. In other news, two ISIS terrorists died when the were shot to death after opening fire on artists in Austin Texas. It shouldn't be funny but it just is. Oh, and Chuck Norris!
Tease me Johnny.
Come at me bro!
Governor Abbot of Texas has ordered the Texas State Guard to monitor the joint special forces exercise known as Jade Helm 15. After Army Lieutenant Colonel Mark Lastoria went to Bastrop Texas to assure the folk they were not being invaded Governor Abbott called out the Texas Guard, at considerable tax payer expense, in case the Colonel Lastoria is a liar.
Come at me Bro, part II
Pam Geller hosts a Draw Mohammed contest with $10,000 American to the best cartoon of the prophet of islam. When Islamic terrorists open fire on the art contest a security team shot them dead. No other injuries reported. Not sure why that's funny to me, but the image of these scary terrorists being shot seconds after they attacked just makes me laugh.
Chuck freaking Norris
Texas Ranger Chuck Norris (not really, he's from Oklahoma), is ready to throw down with the nation's top special forces units if they try anything hinky in Texas. Can Chuck take down the Navy Seals, Army Green Berets, and Air Force Combat Controllers? We report, you decide! (But yeah, we think he probably could, it's Chuck freaking Norris!)
All this plus Nevada unveils the first autonomous trucks. They're on the road, and they are un-manned. Sign of the Apocalypse? Yes, yes it is.
Click the link, then gather your loved ones and head for the hills. The trucks are coming.
UFUF 91: Don't mess with Texas!